10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek