10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."