10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.