10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe