10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)