10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986