10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "No river, no fish."
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson