10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker is for loners.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson