10 Random Poker Quotes

I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
"Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.