10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.