10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss