10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Poker is for loners.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery