10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-