10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)