10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear