10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright