10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Welcome to kicker school
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.