10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• It's Free To Fold...
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)