10 Random Poker Quotes
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- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders