10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker