10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Those eggs smell delicious!