10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.