10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...