10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.