10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth