10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.