10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.