10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones