10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth