10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."