10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22