10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is