10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...