10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• It's Free To Fold...
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear