10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• You have to piss with the dick you have