10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --