10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---