10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.