10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Poker is for loners.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe