10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)