10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword