10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown