10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "No river, no fish."