10 Random Poker Quotes

Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
Poker is for loners.
"I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
Why not, when some because there are three.