10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• "No river, no fish."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!