10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'