10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "No river, no fish."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Fold and live to fold again
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."