10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet