10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.