10 Random Poker Quotes

• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."